because i'm bored!

Remember the classic question.... "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Well... here are some answers different people will give...

Shakespeare 's Answer: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

John Kerry's Answer: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.

Gandhi 's Answer: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

The Sphinx's Answer: You tell me.

Neil Armstrong's Answer: That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Saddam Hussein's Answer: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified indropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it

The Pope's Answer: That is only for God to know.

George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates' Answer: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Albert Einstein's Answer: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Moses's Answer:And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Martin Luther King's Answer: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa's Answer: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Dr Seuss's Answer: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Colonel Sanders' Answer: I missed one?

Chicken's Answer: Whaaaat? The pig crossed the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!

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