Some stuffs written by my friends that may be good if you are bored at home or you are relaxing and slacking in front of the computer and have nothing better to do.

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KaiSheng:
There was once a girl named Wendy Wendingo, and she was out walking on the streets with her friend, Torm Peepington.

Simply walking.

And suddenly, they walked past a peculiar and extremely tall old man, who was dressed in a weird purple robe. He was wearing a pointed hat, which pointed at his name, which was written all over his forehead.

" L-Bus Mumblemore? " Wendy Wendingo uttered out in sheer curiosity.

" Yes, that would be my name... HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT? " mumbled L-Bus Mumblemore in utter disbelief, shocked that someone actually managed to identify him.

So much for keeping his identity a secret for so many eons in an attempt to protect the Pillow Softer's Stone from the evil clutches of Bored Moledemort.

The Pillow Softer's Stone has the power to soften the pillows of every Mugger in the world, causing them to die of severe insomnia.

Indeed, a weapon of such catastrophic powers must be kept away from the wrong hands.

And thus, noble L-Bus Mumblemore dedicated his entire life, keeping the Pillow Softer's Stone locked away in his name, never to be found.

Until today.

Before Wendy could even open her mouth to answer, L-Bus Mumblemore collapsed, and morphed into the Pillow Softer's Stone.

Curious as usual, Wendy picked up the queer looking stone, examined it, and put it in her pocket.

With that, Wendy and Torm proceeded with their walk along the streets.

" That old man had a mysterious air about him. " said Torm, all of a sudden.

" Perhaps because he was a magical figure? " suggested Wendy.

" No I don't think so." said Torm, this time he scrunched up his face, as though in disgust of something nasty.

" Then what's with that mysterious air about him? " Wendy asked, curiously.

" I think he farted. " said Torm.

-THE END-

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Terence:

Lets talk about IQ and EQ.

IQ, which obviously means iqueen, is a variation of apple products such as the iphone and ipod. People of a lower IQ generally score worse results in an IQ test.

EQ means Elephants quack. People with high EQ usually dont have high IQ, so they dont know that elephants dont actually quack, but in fact, cows do, hence they came up with an illogical name EQ.

I pity people with a low sense of EQ. Some of them, in fact most of them, are smart people, scoring As in their tests and testicles and what nots, but they dont have a basic sense of EQ. Other than their most familiar road of acadaemia, they behave stupidly outside their world of textbooks and mathematical equations, and thats why I think they are stupider than people who are screwed in the acadaemic aspect.

Many fail to realise that grades are not the shit that get them their success. Sure, it's a prerequisite, but not to a far and certain extent. Grades are just numbers, certificates are just pieces of paper, exams are the equivalent of the waste products you produce from your anal tract, they are nothing. They dont matter much. Sure, you got that awesome A, it's not that i dont admire people with As, because with As, you can get to skip lots of make up classes, but some people dont know how to behave besides getting their A.

And another thing, why care about prestige? You know, you should not aim for a school that has prestige, but more importantly, its ability to groom you well for your next phase of life. You see, people are getting 18 points and 20 points and are trying their best and cracking their heads to go to a supposedly elite school like RJC, because it is prestigous and cool and you get to mix around with all the supposedly smart tards and stuff. No, you dont look at elite schools in that light. I look at RJC in the sense that it produces awesome grades, so if I had the points and wanted to go there, its because of the grades that I will eventually get, not the fame and stuff that you get, hoping people will suck your cock because you are in that elite school.

Thats sidetracking, of course, but it just came into my mind. Like I said about IQ and EQ (I dont know how to complete this sentence, so I am not going to complete it). IQ is usually inborn. Its a talent. You either have it or you dont. Or you want to slog your brains out and squeeze the very inner sanctum of your brain such that all your brain juice flows out from your nose and your ears to prove to yourself and others that you have high IQ. But I believe EQ is groomed. And it is EQ that plays a part largely in our future, not much of IQ. It's obvious. You arent going to screw yourself with integration and differentiation and stoichiometry and kinematics and all that shit next time.

When some people are stupid, as i refer them, its because their EQ is low. I dont look down on a person who has low IQ or fail their tests and stuff (partly because i am one of them), but i dont respect people who cant even respect themselves, much less others. These people are stupid, but they try not to be. But they are.

Stupid people like these, should have a huge pole knocked onto their head to wake their senses up, and after that knocked another time, to snuff their life lights out.

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Lastly, the wonderful Alastair:

Many of you would probably have heard about the 13-year old father in England, who fathered his son/daughter(I can't remember) with a 15year old alleged whorslut, given the number of sex partners she has despite the low-quality face she has.